Third Time May Be A Charm

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I don't understand why this person decided to have all the strokes in each characters to be various width.

Out of nine characters, two of them 義 are repeats, and both were still wrong. One would think the tattoo artist used the first one as a practice trial.

Starting from the left upper corner and descending:

1. 義 (right conduct, righteousness) has broken one stroke into two dots in the bottom partial of 我.
2. 礼 (social custom; manners; courtesy) is correct.
3. 仁 (humaneness, benevolence, kindness) is correct.
4. 忠 (loyalty, devotion, fidelity) is correct.
5. 義 (right conduct, righteousness) is missing one horizontal stroke as well as has broken one stroke into two dots in the bottom partial of 我.
6. 真 (real, actual, true, genuine) is correct.
7. 勇 (brave, courageous, fierce) is correct.
8. 名 (name, rank, title, position) appears to be missing a small dot in the 夕 partial.
9. 誉 (fame, reputation; praise) is correct.

Six out of the nine characters are correct, this tattoo has earned a grade of "D+".

Exotic "Otherness" Theory

Alex Strasheim emails me and offered an explanation called "Exotic Otherness" of why Westerners are so fascinated with Chinese characters:

I really love your blog -- it's a lot of fun, and I think that you're saying something about a fad that should be said.

One of the big issues your site raises is "why"? Why would people want text from a language they don't understand tattooed on their bodies?

I'd like to offer two possible explanations. First of all, you have to understand that you and I see these characters completely differently. At least I believe we probably do.

When I look at English text, I can't avoid pulling the meaning out of it. I don't see it as shapes of ink arranged on a page -- I see the words, and the meaning of those words comes into my head whether I want it to or not. I don't have a choice about that, it's completely involuntarily. I assume that you do the same thing with Chinese text.

With foreign characters, that's not what happens. I just see the design. Chinese and Japanese text is quite beautiful. I don't know if that gets lost in the meaning of the characters for you, but for someone like me, it's something I notice each and every time I see those characters.

So in that sense, the idea of having some calligraphy on my wall doesn't seem altogether bad. (Even though I don't.)

The other thing that comes into play is a little less pleasant -- I think it has to do with western people projecting things into the blank slate that the "otherness" of Asia provides. I don't think the stereotyping is explicitly negative, but it's not accurate, and it's narrow, so I think you'd have to say it's implicitly negative at the very least.

It's that exotic "otherness" that people want to reference with Asian characters.

A lot of people in the west like to think that Asians have access to wisdom that's hidden from us, or that the "Asian mind" is somehow different, or even that Asian people have sex tricks that are unknown to us.

This stuff can be really complicated, and I don't know what you can do about it. If you look at the representation of African Americans in American culture, you see a wide range of images, some of them extremely hateful, and others positive in unrealistic ways.

There's a long tradition of depicting black people as have access to a primitive yet powerful kind of folk wisdom, for example. You can see that pushed out really hard in a movie like "song of the south", and more recently in things like the guinan character on "star trek, the next generation".

But at the same time, the popularity of anime seems more sincere, and I don't think the American market is big enough yet to have much of an effect on what's being produced. I think that's an example of sincere admiration for something coming out of another culture, on that culture's terms.

I took some native American studies classes in school, and read a couple of essays by Indians who were sort of mildly upset by "new age spirituality" -- they felt that their beliefs were being distorted and trivialized, and that a lot of what was going on was sort of a scam to make money. It's not exactly the same situation, but it's somewhat similar.

I admire your approach. You point out the idiocy, but you're not too hostile, and you're not particularly angry about it. I think the moral of the story is that it's easy for people to misunderstand things, and the best way to clear up that misunderstanding is to have more dialogue with people who understand what's really going on.

Anyway, it's a very interesting site, and I hope you'll stick with it.

"You Saved Me!"

Reader Taryn M. emails me this great letter:

"Hey! I know you get tons of emails but I just wanted to say that I love your site. Reading it help me realize that I do NOT want or need to get a tattoo in Japanese, Chinese, or any language that I don't understand. I saw how ridiculous it can look when someone has nonsense on him or her either because they were misinformed or just thought certain characters looked cool/pretty/neat.

I think that those who do it think of those languages as just pictures and symbols without realizing their importance to their respective cultures. It's like instead of getting PEACE tattooed on them in fancy English script or whatever; they say 'I'll get its equivelent 'picture/symbol' in Japanese or Chinese'.

That said, its a fad that will be around for a LONG time. But thanks again for your enlightening website."

One thing has always bothered me is when people referring to Chinese and Japanese characters as "symbols". Granted, the Chinese writing is not formed like English alphabet, but the definition of "symbol" is:

Something that represents something else by association, resemblance, or convention, especially a material object used to represent something invisible.

Symbol may be fine to use a crow's feet inside a circle to represent the concept of "peace", but when used in a linguistic sense, they are not symbols. They are characters.

Elektra: Forever the Dead Soldier is Wicked

Reader TK emailed me about Elektra DVD's cover starring Jennifer Garner.

At first I thought the cover was a Chinese bootleg copy due to its poor translation, then I realized it was a legit copy on sale at Amazon.com.

The English title says "She's all that stands between good and evil", but the characters are translated as "Forever the dead soldier is wicked", which sounds like a caption for a zombie movie.

I am also wondering if the "wicked dead soldier" was referring to Jennifer Garner.

永遠 = forever; eternal
死 = die; dead; death
戰士 = fighter; soldier; warrior
惡 = evil, wicked, bad, foul

"Healthy Empty Peaceful Fist"

Starting from the left upper corner and going clockwise direction:

1. It suppose to be 康, but the 隶 partial is all blurred together.
2. I have no idea what this character suppose to be.
3. 空 with the 穴 partial missing a dot on the right side.
4. 安 is correct and means "peaceful, tranquil, quiet".
5. 拳 with missing dot on the left upper corner and 手 partial is missing one horizontal stroke.

One out of five characters correct, I would give this a "F" grade.

Secret Asian Man: Tattoo You!

Reader Marty has emailed me a comic strip from "Secret Asian Man" by Tak Toyshima.

I wonder how long I have to wait till my own action figure hits the market.

VOA News: Americans Misuse Chinese Characters

Voice of America (VOA) recently has aired a report titled "Americans Misuse Chinese Characters" by Ted Landphair based on Hanzi Smatter.

Here is some background information about VOA:

"The Voice of America, which first went on the air in 1942, is a multimedia international broadcasting service funded by the U.S. government through the Broadcasting Board of Governors. VOA broadcasts more than 1,000 hours of news, information, educational, and cultural programming every week to an estimated worldwide audience of more than 100 million people."

The two examples featured in the report are "Cow Elephant Chicken Lucky Unicorn Dragon Crane Liu Shallow" and "Crazy Diarrhea". According to Ms. Naomi Chaney, the owner of "crazy diarrhea", she got the tattoo "as a joke to people who get stupid shit tattooed on themselves without knowing what it was".

Broadcast audios:

873 KB mp3 via VOAnews.com
873 KB mp3 via hanzismatter.com